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(AMUSING DIVERSIONS CONCERNING ASSERTIVE CONSTANT STAUNCH REALITY STATEMENTS)

 

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Example:  Scintillate, scintillate asteriod minific.
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1.  Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

2.  Surveillance should procede saltation.

3.  Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

4.  It is fruitless to become lachrymose over preciptately departed lacteal fluid.

5.  Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

6.  The stylis is more potent than the claymore.

7.  It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

8.  Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

9.  The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepandoes not reach 212 degrees F.

10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

11. Where there are visible vapors having their prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

12. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

13. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiatethe potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.

14. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.

15. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.

16. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

17. Neophyte's serendipity.

18. Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interlude of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.

19. A revolving lithic congolmerate accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophitic plant.

20. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

21. Abstention from any eleatory undertakings precludes a potent ascalation of a lucrative nature.

22. Missiles of ligneous or oterous consistency have the potent of fracturing my osseous structure, but applellations will eternally remain innocuous.

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