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PROVERBS
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DIVERSIONS CONCERNING ASSERTIVE CONSTANT STAUNCH REALITY
STATEMENTS)
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| See if you can figure these
out!
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| Example:
Scintillate, scintillate asteriod minific. |
| Answer:
Twinkle, twinkle little st
ar.
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1.
Members of an avian species of identical plumage
congregate. |
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2.
Surveillance should procede saltation. |
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3.
Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. |
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4.
It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
preciptately departed lacteal fluid. |
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5.
Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude. |
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6.
The stylis is more potent than the claymore. |
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7.
It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers. |
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8.
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the
scion. |
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9.
The temperature of the aqueous content of an
unremittingly ogled saucepandoes not reach 212 degrees F. |
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10.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous. |
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11.
Where there are visible vapors having their prevenience in
ignited carbonaceous
materials, there is conflagration. |
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12.
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. |
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13.
A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary
techniques vitiatethe
potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles. |
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14.
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally. |
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15.
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony. |
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16.
Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain
from catapulting petrous projectiles. |
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17.
Neophyte's serendipity. |
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18.
Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without
interlude of hedonistic
diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow. |
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19.
A revolving lithic congolmerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green
bryophitic plant. |
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20.
The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation. |
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21.
Abstention from any eleatory undertakings precludes a potent
ascalation of a
lucrative nature. |
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22.
Missiles of ligneous or oterous consistency have the potent
of fracturing my osseous structure, but applellations will
eternally remain innocuous. |
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